Coleman Joseph

This weekend was pretty much all about Coleman. He turned 11 on Friday. His first treat was a half day at school, followed by lunch, a movie, and shopping with Grandma (a birthday tradition). Coleman had a friend stay over all weekend. Saturday brought three other boys and their families, air soft wars at the […]

Coleman said it was the best weekend ever, so I’d say it was a success. There was no theme, no treat bags, no big excursion anywhere. Just a lot of sweaty boys running around outside and playing video games. Easy.

Coleman is a little taller, a little smarter, a little older, and just as witty as ever. So, in honor of Coleman, I leave you with some quotes from this past year.

“I’m
becoming a man.”

“I’m not into politics.”

“I’m trying to replace seriously with literally.”

“I would be so pissed if someone stole my knives.” (this one was followed by a look that said I kind of know that’s not a word I should say, but I thought I’d try it out anyway.)

“These tomatoes are good. Are they from France?”

Charlie: “I don’t know how to end my essay.” Coleman: “End it with something snappy.”

Charlie: “It seems like girls don’t fart.” Coleman: “Oh they do, they just wait till no one else is around.”

Charlie: “I need another name for a highway for my candy island project.” Coleman: “How about nauseous highway.”

“Charlie, Burgermaster isn’t a work out place, it’s a fat place.”